i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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