this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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