i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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