It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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