hell yes lets make some ravioli
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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