just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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