Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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