omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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