we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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