its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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