No, you can still breathe under the balls.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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