So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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