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A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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