shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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