Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
