Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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