Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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