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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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