You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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