So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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