I need help removing her.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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