keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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