i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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