4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
FUCK WHALES
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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