That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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