Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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