Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
