Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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