Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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