I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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