another moral hangover. fuck.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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