i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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