You tried to poop in the sink last night.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
