apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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