Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Randomize