found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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