i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
two words: eviction party
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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