whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
She is in my trunk
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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