u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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