Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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