He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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