I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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