Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
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as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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