I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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