i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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