I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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