is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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