Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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