ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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