Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I have post one night stand depression
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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