why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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