I'm really into asian looking animals
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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