i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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