didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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