Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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