Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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